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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,683

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Seen just now on Messenger:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

Going viral on Discord:

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

Just landed via Twitch:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Trending via X:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Going bananas on Messenger:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Going viral on Facebook:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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71 shares on X this month:

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I love men with a provider fetish.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Is this art or trash?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,893

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

Just shared via Slack:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Trending via Discord:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Shared recently on Threads:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Just landed via Telegram:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Trending via Telegram:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Spotted on YouTube:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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