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Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,507

Funny Quotes Topics

17,572

Funny Quotes Images

15,507

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,485

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Trending via WeChat:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Just landed via Twitch:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Making waves on TikTok:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Making waves on Telegram:

Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Your opinions are not my business.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,507

Funny Quotes Topics

17,572

Funny Quotes Images

15,507

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,315

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

Breaking via WeChat:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Just landed via WeChat:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

Going viral on Facebook:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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