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Blink if you want me!

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Going viral on WeChat:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Just shared via WeChat:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Trending via Snapchat:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Making waves on Threads:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Just shared via YouTube:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Trending via Discord:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Trending via WeChat:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Going viral on Discord:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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Funny sports humor quotes

Funny sports humor quotes bring the perfect blend of laughter and athletic spirit 🏀😂 Whether you’re on the field or cheering from the couch, these witty lines ⚽️🎉 add a dash of fun to every game day. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and share the joy of sports with a playful twist 🏈🤣—because sometimes, the best victory is a good laugh!

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2 months ago
Share →: After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Commentary:
"Guess he's dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Commentary:
"Ah, the designated hitter – the team's trusty savior when the rest of them have had a few too many curveballs! 🍻⚾️ Better watch out for those home runs… and hangovers! 😄"

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Breaking via Twitch:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Shared recently on Facebook:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Broadcasted on Slack:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Just landed via Threads:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Just landed via Messenger:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Trending via Twitch:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Live now on Twitch:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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