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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Trending via YouTube:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Trending via Slack:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Making waves on Instagram:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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30 shares on Facebook this month:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

96 shares on Facebook this month:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

42 shares on Slack this month:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

96 shares on Slack this month:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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Trending via YouTube:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Trending via Messenger:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Freshly posted on Threads:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Trending via WeChat:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Shared recently on Discord:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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