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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Live now on Discord:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Just shared via Facebook:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Making waves on X:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Reported on Slack:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Just landed via Telegram:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Trending via Messenger:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Live now on Threads:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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