Funny straight jacket quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Besties who match together, stay crazy together! 🤪🎁👯‍♀️ Who needs matching sweaters when you can twin in straight jackets? 😂 #bffgoals #crazychristmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes… because who needs arm mobility anyway, right? 💪👚 #priorities"

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