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Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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Shared recently on Threads:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Just landed via TikTok:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Making waves on TikTok:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Going viral on TikTok:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Trending via Facebook:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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26 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

98 shares on Reddit this month:

I was dropped as an adult.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

Just shared via Threads:

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Going viral on X:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Spotted on TikTok:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Going bananas on Slack:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Spreading quickly via X:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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