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Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Just landed via X:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Spotted on Facebook:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Making waves on YouTube:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Freshly posted on Slack:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Spotted on Facebook:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Going viral on X:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

19 shares on Telegram this month:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

50 shares on X this month:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,606

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Snapchat:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Just shared via Twitch:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Live now on Discord:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Just shared via Twitch:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Seen just now on Slack:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Breaking via Discord:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Going viral on Threads:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Just shared via Discord:

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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