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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Half princess, half menace.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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