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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Just shared via Telegram:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Just landed via Twitch:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Live now on TikTok:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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