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Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Just shared via Messenger:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Seen just now on X:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Just shared via Slack:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Making waves on Threads:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Just landed via WeChat:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Spotted on Slack:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Spotted on Messenger:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Just landed via Threads:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

51 shares on Discord this month:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

88 shares on WeChat this month:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

79 shares on Instagram this month:

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

25 shares on X this month:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,674

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Just shared via X:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Just landed via WeChat:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Going viral on YouTube:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Going bananas on Threads:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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