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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Share →: There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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Share →: Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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Looks like someone's multitasking their way through questionable arithmetic! 🧮💼 Who knew the abacus had a dark side? Just remember, the IRS might catch those sneaky moves! 😜🕵️‍♂️

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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My parents think they know me.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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