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"Honestly, I think my car is just trying to play freeze tag with me every time I stop at a light 🚦😂 #QuitPlayingGamesWithMyHeart"
658 Funny technology quotes
Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.
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Looks like I hit the jackpot… but all I got was a selfie! 🎰📱😅
Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?
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Windows computers come with ads in the start menu? I just wanted to boot up, not sign up for a shopping spree! 🛍️🖥️😂
Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.
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Finally, a dating app where you can find both love and that elusive printer ink! 🖨️❤️😆
I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.
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Still waiting for my certificate in Digital Hoarding 📷📥😂
People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.
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Reality: now available in HD! 😂📺🌐 #UpgradeComplete
Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.
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Looks like humans are bringing the average down, one failed CAPTCHA at a time! 🤖🔄🧠
The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.
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My password security system: Fort Knox-level password, post-it note-level secrecy! 🔐📝😅
Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.
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Trying to keep my work-life balance intact, so my phone only accepts dog pictures and pizza delivery apps 📱🐶🍕!
Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.
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Launching phone offenders into orbit: coming soon to a theater near you! 🚀📱🍿