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When a 3-year-old sees a call and thinks, "Ain’t nobody got time for that!" 📱💨😂
658 Funny technology quotes
My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.
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Guess I owe her a "Tech for Tying" class 😂👟📱
Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?
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Trying to find a competitive advantage in vibecoding is like trying to find Wi-Fi on a deserted island 🌴😅📶
It’s called single sign-on because you have to do it every single time.
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Sounds like the only thing signing on is my patience! 😂🔑🔄
They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.
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"Guess I'll be producing more clouds than thoughts now! 🌬️🤖"
The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.
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When your phone knows your Monday blues better than your therapist 😅📱👀
How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?
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Someone needs to check if Satoshi has a time machine or a really sneaky cat named Claude! ⏳🐱💻
Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.
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Is that what they mean by “apps gettin’ rich quick”? 🍏💸😄
Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.
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Who knew it took rocket fuel to launch the Calculator app? 🚀🔢😂
Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
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When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂