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You haven't experienced the joy of making a mixtape struggle session, and it shows! 🎶🔥💿
673 Funny technology quotes
Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.
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When your virtual assistant is better at adulting than you are 🤖🧑⚖️😂
I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.
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Living the dream: off-grid, but still online! 🌲📶😂
All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.
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Strapless bras: fashion's version of duct tape—works in theory, falls apart in practice! 🚫👙🤣
Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?
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Ah, yes, back in the day when "logging on" meant a five-minute escapade and floppy disks were the height of mobile storage! 🖥️💾😂
You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement.
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Bold of you to assume I've ever taken the case off—it's like giving buttered toast a chance to land face down!
Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera.
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I'd pay good money to see their tech support face-off with the "Sorry, something went wrong" banner!
Hobbies include opening and closing apps.
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Mastering the ancient art of app surfing, one tap at a time.
FlightRadar24 would’ve blown the lid off of D-Day.
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With FlightRadar24 back then, even the seagulls would've been sweating the details.
First in my bloodline to scroll Twitter for hours.
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Breaking family records one tweet at a time!