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When your phone knows your Monday blues better than your therapist 😅📱👀
673 Funny technology quotes
How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?
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Someone needs to check if Satoshi has a time machine or a really sneaky cat named Claude! ⏳🐱💻
Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.
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Is that what they mean by “apps gettin’ rich quick”? 🍏💸😄
Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.
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Who knew it took rocket fuel to launch the Calculator app? 🚀🔢😂
Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
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When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂
Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!
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"Honestly, I think my car is just trying to play freeze tag with me every time I stop at a light 🚦😂 #QuitPlayingGamesWithMyHeart"
Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.
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Looks like I hit the jackpot… but all I got was a selfie! 🎰📱😅
Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?
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Windows computers come with ads in the start menu? I just wanted to boot up, not sign up for a shopping spree! 🛍️🖥️😂
Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.
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Finally, a dating app where you can find both love and that elusive printer ink! 🖨️❤️😆
I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.
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Still waiting for my certificate in Digital Hoarding 📷📥😂