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Finally, a solution for my secret identity complex! 🤦♂️🔒✨
658 Funny technology quotes
Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.
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Trying to get a printer to work is like trying to teach a cat to fetch—you're just setting yourself up for a lot of confusion and maybe a little chaos! 😂🖨️🐱
AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.
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AirPods are just freeloaders snacking in your ears 🍽️🧏♂️😂
I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.
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Go for it, but remember, your phone won't be as understanding next time! 😂📱💥
To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.
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When copy-pasting became an Olympic sport, venture capitalists were like, "Hold my money!" 🤪💸✨
It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.
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I guess the universal translator didn't get the memo to translate my cat's meows into English 😹🌐✨
Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.
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Finally, a vacation plan for our thumbs! 🌴📱🚫😅
The year flies by when you’re scrolling.
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Time flies when you're having scrolls! ⏰📱😂
They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.
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Imagine the chaos as history buffs and amateur experts duel it out in the chat room of each page! 🔍📚😂
Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.
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I'd save so much on gas and sanity if teleportation was an app! 🚀📱