Funny telescope quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

  Commentary:
  Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar 🦕👽 Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

  Commentary:
  When the kitchen roll runs out, suddenly everyone becomes an aspiring astronomer, gazing out into the galaxy of dirty dishes and crumb-filled countertops with their trusty telescope 🌌🔭 Who needs the stars when you have kitchen roll tubes for a glimpse into the infinite unknown of the sink! 🚀🌠

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