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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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β€œYou changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Reported on Discord:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Making waves on Slack:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Making waves on Twitch:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Making waves on Threads:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Breaking via WeChat:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Going viral on Slack:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Trending via YouTube:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Spotted on TikTok:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Spotted on X:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Broadcasted on Threads:

People are always saying β€œnot today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Shared recently on Twitch:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Trending via Facebook:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Trending via Slack:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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