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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Live now on WeChat:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Making waves on X:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Trending via Facebook:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Trending via Snapchat:

Friends with consequences.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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