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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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My life is based on a true story.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Going viral on TikTok:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Funny thunderstorm quotes bring a splash of humor to those loud ⚡️ and splashy 🌧️ moments when nature decides to party! Whether you’re cozy inside or nervously watching the skies, these witty lines will have you laughing through the rumble and boom. Get ready to brighten stormy days with a little lightning-fast laughter! 😂⛈️

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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Just landed via Telegram:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

Making waves on Reddit:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Going bananas on Discord:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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