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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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