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Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Just shared via Slack:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Just shared via Reddit:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Just shared via Discord:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Trending via WeChat:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I suffer from awesomnia.

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87 shares on YouTube this month:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

52 shares on X this month:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

16 shares on Threads this month:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Spotted on Twitch:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

Spotted on WeChat:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Breaking via X:

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

Trending via Discord:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Making waves on TikTok:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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