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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Going viral on YouTube:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Going bananas on Slack:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Muting morons is good for your health.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

71 shares on X this month:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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The art of letting whoever think whatever.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Just shared via Threads:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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