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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Shared recently on TikTok:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Seen just now on Reddit:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

Just shared via TikTok:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Making waves on Facebook:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

Spotted on Reddit:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Just shared via Telegram:

You wish you had this many chins.

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Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

5 months ago

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I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

6 months ago

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

6 months ago

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

6 months ago

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76 shares on Discord this month:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

89 shares on Discord this month:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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Going viral on Threads:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Making waves on Discord:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Seen just now on Slack:

I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.

Going viral on X:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Breaking via Instagram:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Live now on Telegram:

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

Spotted on Slack:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

Live now on Facebook:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Spotted on Discord:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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