Funny turn off quotes

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago