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  • I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

    Commentary:
    “Can you imagine the peace and quiet? Just a flick of a switch and boom – instant silence in a noisy world 🤫 Who needs noise-canceling headphones when you’ve got hearing aids on standby! 😂”

  • The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the universe needs some IT support! 🌌💻 Maybe it’s stuck in a cosmic loop, time for a reboot! 🔄🌠 Who do we call for intergalactic tech support? 👾📞”

  • She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

    Commentary:
    Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some “a-peel”, even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣

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