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Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Trending via Messenger:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Broadcasted on X:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Trending via Pinterest:

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

Shared recently on Telegram:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Making waves on TikTok:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Seen just now on Reddit:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Trending via Messenger:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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21 shares on Facebook this month:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You lose some, you lose some more.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Just landed via Slack:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

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