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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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Share →: His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Commentary:
Looks like this guy’s palm trees have bigger travel plans than most of us 🌴✈️💼 Perhaps his luggage is heavy because he’s packed everything but the kitchen sink for those Serengeti vibes! 😂🦒 #DestinationWeddingGoals #Eminem
6 months ago
Share →: I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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Looks like this pup is living his best life in style! 🎩🐶 Who needs a fancy dinner party when you can have a doggo slaying in a tuxedo at the park instead? Talk about a paw-dorable fashion statement! 💃🐕

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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