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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Making waves on X:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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