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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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Funny unrealistic expectations quotes are the perfect way to laugh at those wild dreams we all secretly have 🤪✨ Whether it’s imagining impossible scenarios or aiming for the stars without a spaceship 🚀🌟, these hilarious sayings remind us to keep it real while having fun. Get ready to giggle and embrace the joy of dreaming big—just maybe with a pinch of reality! 😂💭 #KeepItFunny #DreamOn

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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God saw you do that.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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