Funny USA quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the metric system debate – a true American classic! 🇺🇸📏 Imagine the chaos of using liters instead of gallons or centimeters instead of inches! ⚖️ Who knew measurements could spark such passion? 😄 Let the metric mayhem begin!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question: If the USA is the land of innovation, why did someone invent the USB? 🤔 Maybe they just wanted to plug in and play… 🇺🇸💾 #TechnologyJokes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

  Commentary:
  Wow, sounds like the USA is really going through a rough patch! 👻 Maybe they should check if all those construction sites were on ancient Indian burial grounds after all! 💀 Let's hope they can appease those restless spirits with some good old American ingenuity and resilience! 🇺🇸✨

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