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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Breaking via Snapchat:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Live now on WeChat:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Freshly posted on X:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Live now on Instagram:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Just shared via WeChat:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Spreading quickly via X:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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Making waves on Instagram:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Trending via Reddit:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Seen just now on Reddit:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Just shared via Facebook:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Shared recently on Slack:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Just shared via Messenger:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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