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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,360

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Just shared via Reddit:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Trending via Telegram:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Going bananas on TikTok:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Spotted on Slack:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Breaking via Threads:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Going viral on Threads:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

13 shares on Discord this month:

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

47 shares on Facebook this month:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,572

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Going viral on Reddit:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Just shared via Facebook:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Making waves on Reddit:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Trending via Reddit:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

Trending via TikTok:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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