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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Making waves on Telegram:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Going viral on Telegram:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Breaking via Reddit:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Reported on Reddit:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Spreading quickly via X:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Shared recently on Discord:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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Funny VHS quotes bring back that nostalgic charm of rewinding tapes and quirky on-screen messages 🎥😂 Dive into a world where glitches turned into laughs and every pause had a story 📼✨ Whether you grew up in the ’80s or just love retro vibes, these classic one-liners are pure vintage gold! Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even rewind your memories 📟💾 #ThrowbackFun

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Share →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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"Ah, the mystery tape: it's either a home movie, a forgotten blockbuster, or an intimate encounter with 'The Blob'! 📼🤔🍿"
2 months ago
Share →: Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the original 'Skip Intro' that no one dared to fast-forward 😂🔍🎥 #VHSNostalgia"

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Going viral on Threads:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Just landed via Discord:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Spotted on YouTube:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Shared recently on X:

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Just shared via TikTok:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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