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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Just landed via Discord:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Just landed via Facebook:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Reported on Pinterest:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Just shared via Reddit:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Trending via Slack:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Spotted on Slack:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Just landed via TikTok:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Trending via Facebook:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Shared recently on Messenger:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Going viral on TikTok:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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