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Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

The peace of not knowing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

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15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Going viral on Twitch:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Just shared via Reddit:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Spotted on YouTube:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

Making waves on Slack:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Spotted on X:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Trending via Twitch:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

67 shares on Facebook this month:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

28 shares on X this month:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

Funny Quotes Images

15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,235

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

Just shared via Snapchat:

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

Freshly posted on X:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Shared recently on X:

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Trending via Snapchat:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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