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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Spotted on Reddit:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Breaking via Messenger:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Making waves on YouTube:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Spotted on YouTube:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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Share →: Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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Oh man, having a peanut allergy must be quite the adventure! 🥜🐍 Just when you thought dodging foul balls was challenging enough, now you have airborne rattlesnakes to contend with! Talk about taking "peanut gallery" to a whole new level! Stay alert, folks! 🤣🥜🐍 #AllergyAdventures

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Going viral on WeChat:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Trending via Snapchat:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Going viral on Messenger:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Live now on Discord:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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