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Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Just shared via X:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Going bananas on Reddit:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Breaking via Telegram:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Trending via Twitch:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Just landed via Twitch:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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73 shares on Discord this month:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,397

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Spotted on X:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Live now on Slack:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Spotted on Messenger:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Live now on Twitch:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Making waves on YouTube:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Spotted on Twitch:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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