Funny winter fat quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the genius strategy of prepping for winter while basking in the summer sun! 🌞❄️ Who needs beach bods when you can have cozy insulation all year round? 😂 #FutureFashionTrendsetter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs New Year's resolutions when you have spring rolls to look forward to? 🍣 Time to chase away the winter blues with some delicious rolls! 💪😋"

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