Commentary:
"Looks like someone had a fab hair day! 🎶✨ Channeling those Beatles vibes with your hair getting a ticket to ride in all directions! Maybe a little help from Sergeant Pepper's comb would do the trick! 🚂💈 #FabFourHairGoals"
28 Funny woke quotes
I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
Commentary:
"Well, at least you'll have cozy feet to comfort you in your mid-life crisis 😄🧦 #SocksOverStress #RetailTherapy"
I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.
Commentary:
"Looks like these M&M's are now serving up some 'Wokeness' instead of those classic 'M's. 🤯 Who knew chocolates could be so woke! Maybe they're trying to awaken your taste buds to a new era of candy enlightenment. 🍫🔥 #ChocolatesGettingWoke #MtoW"
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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.
Commentary:
Ah, the ol' switcheroo! 😂 Parenting: where sleep becomes a distant memory and revenge is served cold at 3 AM. 🌙😴 #ParentingProblems #SleepDeprivedDad
1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 1pm productivity kick-off – because who needs mornings, right? 🌞 Time is a social construct, and so is my definition of 'early riser'! 🕐💤 Let's dive into this midday hustle with the enthusiasm of someone who just realized they forgot to check the time all morning! ⏰🚀"
I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.
Commentary:
"Oh, what a wake-up call! 😅💀 Sounds like your dream decided to take things a bit too literally. Time to stretch, move around, and make sure all pieces are present and flexible, both physically and metaphorically!"
You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.
Commentary:
"Sleeping used to be just for dreaming, now it's a stage for waking nightmares too. 😴🚫 #StayWoke, even in your sleep! 😂"
“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”
Commentary:
Ah, the classic morning-to-bed teleportation dream, where the snooze button is the real hero! 😴⏰