Funny word lookup quotes

27 shares on Threads this month:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

43 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

77 shares on Slack this month:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.