Commentary:
"Push-up: 1, Me: 0. Battling gravity one chuckle at a time! 💪😅 #GravityWins"
52 Funny workout quotes
Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
Commentary:
"BRB, practicing my tuck-and-roll exit for maximum storytelling potential 🏃♂️🤣 #TreadmillTales"
I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.
Commentary:
"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸♂️🥋😅"
If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?
Commentary:
"When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"
The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.
Commentary:
"Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️♂️🍔"
At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.
Commentary:
"Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"
I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.
Commentary:
"Proof that my workout motto is 'Why sweat when you can just pet the dog?' 🐶😅 #NoPainAllGain"
If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…
Commentary:
"Oh, the sound of satisfaction would be music to our ears! 🏋️♂️💪😂 Who needs a personal trainer when you've got a bedroom enthusiast pushing you to new 'personal bests'?"
Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
Commentary:
"Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit"
Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.
Commentary:
"Who needs distractions when you have bench presses, am I right? 💪🏋️♂️ Prison, the ultimate fitness boot camp! 🤣"