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Burning calories one scroll at a time! 🏋️♀️📱😂
52 Funny workout quotes
Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.
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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands 🧘♀️😂
Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.
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Didn't know my workout playlist could change my orientation! 🎶🏋️♂️🌈
When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.
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Finally, a gym membership for my brain! Can't wait to skip leg day and just focus on Sudoku squats 🤯🧠🧩💪
Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?
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Definitely! The struggle is real, and my heart rate says I've earned a medal 😂🏅💪
Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
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The ultimate cold workout: ice cube dodgeball! 🧊🏃♂️😂
You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.
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Time warp alert! 🕒 Who knew a minute could stretch longer than a yoga mat? 😂🧘♂️
Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.
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Sounds like the only race where a suitcase doubles as a personal trainer! 🏃♀️✈️💼
I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.
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😂🏋️♂️ "I hear being a swamp witch is trending at the gym this season! Just rocking that 'fresh out of the cauldron' look!" 🧙♀️💦
Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.
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Workout gains are great until your laundry pile starts lifting heavier than you! 🏋️♂️👕🥴