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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Spotted on TikTok:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Trending via X:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Just shared via WeChat:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Just shared via YouTube:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Just shared via Messenger:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Trending via Instagram:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Making waves on Telegram:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Going bananas on X:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Trending via Facebook:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Going viral on YouTube:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Making waves on Messenger:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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