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Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Just shared via X:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Going viral on Facebook:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Trending via TikTok:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Live now on Twitch:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Making waves on Pinterest:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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37 shares on TikTok this month:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

38 shares on Slack this month:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Just landed via Discord:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Breaking via TikTok:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

Broadcasted on Discord:

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

Spotted on YouTube:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Spotted on Threads:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

Trending via X:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Seen just now on Messenger:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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