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Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Going viral on Twitch:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Seen just now on Reddit:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Making waves on Messenger:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Just shared via Discord:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Spotted on Slack:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Live now on TikTok:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Just shared via YouTube:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Seen just now on Threads:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Trending via Messenger:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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