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Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Broadcasted on Threads:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Just landed via Facebook:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Live now on Facebook:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Just shared via X:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Shared recently on Discord:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Just landed via Twitch:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

Trending via Facebook:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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39 shares on TikTok this month:

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

51 shares on YouTube this month:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

29 shares on X this month:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Trending via WeChat:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Spotted on Instagram:

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

Trending via Reddit:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Freshly posted on X:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Just landed via Twitch:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Trending via Snapchat:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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