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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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