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Accidental potato sighting during FaceTime call, feeling super relatable, and might need therapy 😂📸🥔
Tag Archives: 138 Funny yourself quotes
You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.
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Believing in myself so hard that my mirror starts calling me "Your Majesty" 👑😂
Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.
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Embracing the magic of starfishing into sleep without elbow warfare! 🛏️✨🕺🌟
The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.
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When the algorithm knows your deepest secrets better than you do! 🍕🤖👀
If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.
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New dating app feature: customizable self-esteem levels… mine's stuck on 'Oops!' 😅💔
My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.
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Sounds like the perfect place for a chat with my other personality! 🤔🗣️😂
Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.
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Trying to bowl solo: where every time you sit down, you realize you're your own worst teammate! 🎳😅
As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.
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Forgiving my past questionable taste in men is my cardio workout for the soul 😂💃 #WeightLifterOfEmotionalBaggage ❤️🩹🙈