Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.