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  • Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.
  • People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.
  • It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.
  • Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).
  • Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.
  • If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.