Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂" Related funny posts 😂 Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game. People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here. The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.