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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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Commentary:
"Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bartender, baseball, explain, guy, humor, i, just, meeting, met, music, please, situation, social, social situation, trying, turn, works on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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