How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! ππ #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode Related Funny Quotes π€ I hate when people stare at me and donβt say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask. I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me. The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing. I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me. When someone says theyβre never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.