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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.