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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?