I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed. Commentary:When you know you're the life of the party but also the head of the bedtime committee πποΈπ Related Funny Posts π€ I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed. I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed. My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again. They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else. I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.
