I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face. Commentary:When your face leaks spoilers even before your brain hits pause π π€πΊ Related Funny Posts π€ I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face. I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles. Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face. I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say. I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.
