I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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"Ah yes, the daily quest to find my keys: the only exercise my memory gets these days! 🗝️🤔🔍 Late, but with style!"

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