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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Going viral on Instagram:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Live now on TikTok:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Going viral on Messenger:

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

3 weeks ago

Witty quote about avoiding problems by pretending they don't exist, humorous and playful.

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"When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

77 shares on X this month:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

91 shares on X this month:

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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