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Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Going viral on Reddit:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Shared recently on Slack:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Just landed via WeChat:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

Spotted on Instagram:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Just landed via WeChat:

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

54 shares on X this month:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Trending via YouTube:

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Going viral on X:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Trending via TikTok:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

Shared recently on Discord:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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