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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Commentary:
"BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged app, apps, digital, digital life, humor, i, life, media, need, number, phone, phones, privacy, social, social media, technology on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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