I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.